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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why is Harley-Davidson dropping diversity initiatives after the right-wing anti-DEI campaign?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
I've never read the book. What did Dorian Grey do that was so immoral and sinful?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So, the docs changed it to read
FDA expands approval of Moderna's RSV vaccine to some adults under age 60 - ABC News
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
Are landlords allowed to make unreasonable requests?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nobody Wanted These Tiny Babies Because They Were Born Different - The Dodo - For Animal People
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
Tesla Stock Is Falling on a Downgrade. The Musk-Trump Feud Isn’t Helping. - Barron's
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Do you think Andrew Tate and Nigel Farage are part of a "similar phenomenon"?
No go.
No way
—
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Musk threatens to decommission a key space station link for NASA - AP News
Next, they tried...
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
WhatsApp is adding ads to the Status screen - TechCrunch
So they tried
Still no good.
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
Humans Have Smoked Meat For Almost 2 Million Years, Study Suggests - ScienceAlert